Do you have your own mood lighting now, because, frankly, the accent is enough.

(Source: spaceslayer)

inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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cupcake-fallen-angel:

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

I am fire! I am death!

carpaldis:

BPW - Day 03 - Favourite Billie Characters [2/2]

Rose Tyler (as herself or bad wolf…or the moment, let’s be honest).

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice)